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The Virtual Rambler
Number four: 13th April 2010
The Alpha Male
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Clinical psychology identifies some of the insane as consumed by such a
degree of self-importance that all other creatures fade into insignificance.
It’s
a trait shared by the human alpha male.In Saint David’s Natural World ,
alpha males can assert their dominance by a variety of means : by
exhibitions
of multi-coloured plumage , by bellowing or screeching and by elaborate
dance-steps accompanied by head-bobbing. The bearded Premiership goal-scorer
may
employ all of these on his way to the corner flag for some celebratory
moves. Now observe the opposing team’s manager leaping from his dugout
, teeth
bared in outrage , gesticulating like the leader of a troop of baboons
threatened by interlopers. We switch to a quiet Sunday afternoon on a recent
suburban
development favoured by young executives - “The place that’s going
to be THE place to be”. After his customary Sabbath power lunch and
brief
power nap , a weekday toiler in Human Resources emerges into his garden. He
grips an armoury of power tools , their barrels and triggers designed to
resemble
automatic weaponry. The modern gardener laid down his father’s shears
and ceased to push the quiet rotary-blade mower , in favour of a set of
auxiliary
devices that resound on the summer breeze like a swarm of
genetically-enhanced killer bees. Hedge Trimmers ! Pressure Washers ! Leaf
Blowers ! Chainsaws and
Shredders ! They provide a wall of noise appropriate for a video game
involving the battle for Stalingrad.
In a culture of universal narcissism , there’s little need to
supplement already-plentiful means for enhancing our self-regard. Yet this
was the very
task assigned by late capitalism to its agents in the field of product
design and marketing. What sort of stuff can we produce that people will
eventually
feel they can’t do without ? The consumer’s holy trinity became
the car , the cellphone and the personal computer. How did our parents cope
without them ? Public transport ! Letter-writing ! Libraries ! That was
yesterday’s vibe. Computers and mobile phones were products originating
from
military research , so when we peer into our screens great or small ,
isn’t there a hint of being a NASA technocrat monitoring the latest
space probe
or , better still , heading a team at HQ who’re directing operations to
flush out those pesky insurgents ? Retailers quickly realised the potential
of all electronic playthings for non-stop advertising to pop up at every
other click of the mouse or press of a digit. Whether you wanted them or not
, a
blizzard of incessant upgrades became an intrinsic feature of digital device
culture. The refrain of the Management age was change for change’s
sake.
Must-have , ever-smarter phones come and go with the seasons and we change
our mobile ring-tones and screen savers as kings of old changed their
court-jester
once boredom had set in.
Then there are cars. Automobiles became chariots of escape for consumers
whose sovereign principle of desire had become the separation from other
people.
Here in my car I feel safest of all. An elbow resting on the wound-down
window and one hand on the wheel , cool wind in your hair and a country
music station
on the radio. There’s no other vehicle in sight and the open road
stretches ahead along the Amalfi coastline. Now all life’s unreasonable
constraints
will fly into your slipstream and disappear beyond the back bumper. After
his astronomical salary and exclusive residence , the next alpha male
requirement
will be his choice of car. High-powered vehicles always increasing the
chance of accidental death for someone , power and daring are now literally
at his
fingertips. Even the gamma male finds they have something to offer. Once
settled into the driving seat , a normally mild-mannered sort of chap can
strike up
a continuous stream of foul language directed at every other fellow
motorist. No junction , roundabout or set of traffic lights is without some
hesitant
lightweight impeding his progress. Car interiors seem to function as
suppressors of tolerance and goodwill. Cousins to Reich’s orgone
accumulators
(1) , they foster insolence and aggression. They license men from
the lower orders to behave like alpha males who have woken up with bad
hangovers to
hear their annual bonus has just been halved.
Wig.
(1) Orgone energy was proposed by Wilhelm Reich as
an esoteric life-force , closely
associated with sexuality and the orgasm. This persuaded William
Burroughs
in particular to build his own orgone box - ostensibly increasing the orgone
concentration within - and in 1973 Hawkwind sang “An orgone accumulator is a superman creator ,
it’s a cerebral vibrator.”
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Archive
Virtual rambler #1 – Posturing,
9th March 2010
Virtual rambler #2 –
Managerialism, 17th March 2010
Virtual rambler #3 – Nostalgia,
27th March 2010
Virtual rambler #4 – The Alpha
Male, 13th April 2010
Virtual rambler #5 – General
Elections, 3rd May 2010
Virtual rambler #6 – The Leisure
Industry, 15th May 2010
Virtual rambler #7 – Guide to
The World Cup, 15th June 2010
Virtual rambler #8 – Human
Nature, 12th July 2010
Virtual rambler #9 –
Communities, 13th August 2010
Virtual rambler #10 – Worlds
Apart, 6th October 2010
Virtual rambler #11 – Dawdling,
22nd November 2010
Virtual rambler #12 – ELVIS,
24th December 2010
Virtual rambler #13 –
Transience, 4th February 2011
Virtual rambler #14 – Regional
Accents, 15th April 2011
Virtual rambler #15 – The
Afterlife, 21st July 2011
Virtual rambler #16 – Bizspeak,
27th August 2011
Virtual rambler #17 – Night
Walks, 3rd October 2011
Virtual rambler #18 – Bob Dylan
and Charles Dickens, 8th November 2011
Virtual rambler #19 – Another
Nutty Professor, 16th December 2011
Virtual rambler #20 – Customer
Choice, 16th January 2012
Virtual rambler #21 – Wearing
Shorts, 18th February 2012
Virtual rambler #22 – A Brief
History of Progress, 17th March 2012
Virtual rambler #23 – The Myth
of Sisyphus, 16th April 2012
Virtual rambler #24 – Natural
History, 20th May 2012
Virtual rambler #25 – European
Self Importance, 26th June 2012
Virtual rambler #26 – Sweet
Dreams, 25th July 2012
Virtual rambler #27 – Excess,
17th August 2012
Virtual rambler #28 – In Denial,
20th September 2012
Virtual rambler #29 – The Way,
21st October 2012
Virtual rambler #30 – On
Rambling, 14th November 2012
Virtual rambler #31 – Gazing
Into The Abyss, 18th December 2012
Virtual rambler #32 –
Intellectual Gloom, 25th January 2013
Virtual rambler #33 – Great
Human Achievements, 20th February 2013
Virtual rambler #34 –
Autobiography, 20th March 2013
Virtual rambler #35 – Your Good
Health, 21st April 2013
Virtual rambler #36 –
Deconstruction, 20th May 2013
Virtual rambler #37 – My Home
Town, 19th June 2013
Virtual rambler #38 – Ancient
History, 21st July 2013
Virtual rambler #39 –
Possessions, 20th August 2013
Virtual rambler #40 – Sporting
Stoics, 20th September 2013
Virtual rambler #41 – Free Time,
20th October 2013
Virtual rambler #42 – Ewan Don't
Allow, 20th November 2013
Virtual rambler #43 – A Literary
Nexus, 20th December 2013
Virtual rambler #44 – Taking
Liberties, 16th January 2014
Virtual rambler #45 – More or
Less, 20th February 2014
Virtual rambler #46 – Under
Control, 20th March 2014
Virtual rambler #47 – Waiting,
20th April 2014
Virtual rambler #48 – They Rose
Without Trace, 20th May 2014
Virtual rambler #49 – Bigger
Impression , Smaller Footprint, 20th June 2014
Virtual rambler #50 –
Terpsichorean Instrumentations, 18th July 2014
Virtual rambler #51 – Socially
Mediated, 19th August 2014
Virtual rambler #52 – Rambling Into The Sunset, 20th September 2014
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