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As a child , who did not register the hideousness of old men , with their bald heads and bulbous
noses ? And what of the old codgers themselves ? What have they got to look forward to ?
What do they think has happened , the old fools ,
To make them like this ? Do they somehow suppose
Its more grown up when your mouth hangs open and drools ,
And you keep pissing yourself , and can't remember
Who called this morning ? Or that , if they only chose ,
They could alter things back to when they danced all night ,
Or went to their wedding , or sloped arms some September ? (2)
A fate worse than death , in other words. Friends , health , mind , eyesight and hearing vanishing
in turn …. surely it would be doing them a favour to abbreviate each lingering decline ?
Imagine the savings for the public purse if we could dispense with state pensions and winter fuel
allowances. How might unsustainable concessions and economic provision for the growing numbers
of elderly people be made to disappear ? you will ask. The simple answer is right before us , and
its not without historical precedents. A program of comprehensive euthanasia for all those at
the end of a useful working life. Our far-sighted government have already extended that life and
before too long the operative retirement figure for all their happy constituents will be the
traditional three score and ten …. surely an ample span before calling it a day. There could be a
whole new service industry providing a last commemorative occasion , with remaining friends
and family around them , before despatching each elderly retiree to a better prospect than the
costly care home or dismal hospital ward that currently awaits them. You know it makes fiscal
sense. Pensioners currently account for over 40% of the Welfare Budget.
Or do they fancy there's really been no change ,
And they've always behaved as if they were crippled or tight ,
Or sat through days of thin continuous dreaming
Watching light move ? If they don't (and they can't) , its strange :
Why aren't they screaming ?
There will be sentimentalists raising their voice in protest against our project on “humanitarian”
grounds. Let me remind these nay-sayers of the need for common sacrifice in desperate times and
as in 1940 , we need to evacuate our young prospects for the future from the defeated shores of a
consensus no longer economically viable. With a Dunkirk spirit behind us and more elbow room
ahead for untaxed youthful energies , the tired old ways of conducting our affairs can be
occluded. In their stead will arise a streamlined Economy second-to-none and , unshackled from the
halter
of an ever-ageing population , we can reward enterprise and innovation with bonuses as never
before.
Wig
(1) The original being Jonathan Swift's Modest Proposal for
Preventing the Children of Poor People in
Ireland Being a Burden on Their Parents or Country and for Making Them Beneficial to the Publick ,
in which the author recommends that the Irish poor sell their offspring as food for the rich.
(2) The Old
Fools by Larkin , laureate of the lost. For a balanced assessment of this poet's life and
work , read Martin
Amis's Introduction to his selection of
Philip Larkin Poems (2011).
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Archive
Poets' Corner #1 – Poetic
Pessimism, 13th September 2012
Poets' Corner #2 – The Workman's
Friend, 10th October 2012
Poets' Corner #3 – On The Trail of
Two Dylans, 12th November 2012
Poets' Corner #4 – Omar Khayyam,
14th December 2012
Poets' Corner #5 – William Blake,
25th January 2013
Poets' Corner #6 – A Minor Poet,
19th February 2013
Poets' Corner #7 – Thomas Hardy,
20th March 2013
Poets' Corner #8 – Shakespeare's
Sonnets, 21st April 2013
Poets' Corner #9 – Edward Thomas,
20th May 2013
Poets' Corner #10 – Harry Smith's
Anthology, 19th June 2013
Poets' Corner #11 – William
Plomer, 21st July 2013
Poets' Corner #12 – Ghosts ,
20th August 2013
Poets' Corner #13 – William
Dunbar, 20th September 2013
Poets' Corner #14 – Bathtub
Thoughts, 20th October 2013
Poets' Corner #15 – Bagpipe Music,
20th November 2013
Poets' Corner #16 – Sylvia &
Emily, 20th December 2013
Poets' Corner #17 – The Fall Of
Icarus, 16th January 2014
Poets' Corner #18 – Those Gone
Before, 20th February 2014
Poets' Corner #19 – Rudyard
Kipling, 20th March 2014
Poets' Corner #20 – Martin Bell,
20th April 2014
Poets' Corner #21 – Another Modest
Proposal, 20th May 2014
Poets' Corner #22 – Thomas Gray
and The Eighteenth Century, 20th June 2014
Poets' Corner #23 – Edgar Allan
Poe, 18th July 2014
Poets' Corner #24 – Tread Softly,
19th August 2014
Poets' Corner #25 – Mad To Be
Saved, 24th December 2015
Poets' Corner #26 – Wants,
20th January 2016
Poets' Corner #27 – Samuel
Johnson, 15th February 2016
Poets' Corner #28 – T.S.Eliot,
10th March 2016
Poets' Corner #29 – Alfred Lord
Tennyson, 18th April 2016
Poets' Corner #30 – Leonard Cohen,
12th November 2016
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